P.A.M.T

People Against Music Theory




The Worst Christmas Album
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Holiday Hype

Jingle Bells

Jesus' Favorite Song

Oh Christmas Tree

Little Drummer Boy

Frosty The Snowman (Radio Edit)

EXTRA! Frosty the Snowman (Explicit)

Rudoph the Red Nosed Raindeer

Rudoph the Red Nosed Raindeer (Blazy Mix)

Felice Novidod

Lyrics
          felice novidod
          felice Novidod
          felice Novidod
          prondero ayno and felitcy dad

          felice novidod
          felice Novidod
          felice Novidod
          prondero ayno and felitcy dad

          i wanna wish you a mery chrismas
          i wanna wish you a mery chrismas
          i wanna wish you a mery chrismas
          fromm the bottom
          of my HAND!~
        

Deck the Halls

All I Want For Christmas

Lyrics
          all i really want for Christmas
          is some very shiny tooth
          all i really want for Christmas
          and maybe a dog for you
          all i really want for chrinsmas
          chevy focus '92

          i eat want to take the morning
          maybe it was all this dorning

          all i really want for Christmas
          and i know you want it too
          all i want for Christmas
          is hghghgjgjgjgifififififif

          Ko wo agete, aruiteko
          Ōkiku te wo furi, aruiteko

          Mawarimichi ya DEKOBOKO
          Michi demo

          Sō akiramezu ni, susumō
          Sō saki de

          Tsugi no tobira wo
          Nokkushite ageyō
          Soshite tsugi ni tobidaso
          Itsu demo, All i want for Christmas
          is you!
        

EXTRA! Christmas in July

People Against Music Theory vs Brodeway
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Walfing Through the Window

Lyrics
      I've learned to slam on the brake
      Before I even turn the key
      Before I make the mistake
      Oh yeah

      Step out, step out of the sun
      If you keep getting burned
      Step out, step out of the sun
      Because you've burned, because you're hurt

      On the outside, always looking in
      Will I ever see more than I've always seen?
      'Cause I'm punch, punch, punching on the glass
      I'm walfing through the window
      I try to speak, but nobody can hear
      So I wait around for the answer to appear
      While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
      I'm waving through the window, oh
      Can anybody see, is anybody staring back at me?

      We start with stars in our eyes
      We start believing that we belong
      But always sun not all rise
      And no one tells you where you went wrong

      Step out, step out of the sun
      If you keep getting burned
      Step out, step out of the sun
      Because you've learned, because you've learned

      On the outside, always looking in
      Will I ever be more than I've always been?
      'Cause I'm rap, rap, rapping on the glass
      Waffle through a window
      I try to speak, but nobody appear
      So I wait around for an answer to can hear
      While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
      Wading through a window, oh
      Can anybody see, is anybody waving?

      When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
      Do you ever really crash, or even hit the ground?
      When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
      Do you ever really crash, or even hit the ground?
      When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
      Do you ever really crash, or even hit the ground?
      When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
      Do you ever really crash, or even hit the ground?
      Did I even hit the sound?
      Did I even hit the sound?
      It's like I never made the sound
      Will I ever hit the sound?

      On the outside, always looking in
      Will I ever be more than I've always been?
      'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
      Waving through a window
      I try to speak, but nobody can hear
      So I wait around for an answer to appear
      While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
      Waving through a window, oh
      Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?

      Is anybody waving?
      Waving, waving... 

Mister Mistophiles

Lyrics
      (spoken) You'd better ask Mr. Mistophiles, the original conspiracy cat

      The greatest magicians have something to learn
      From Mr. Mistophiles's conjuring turn, presto

      And you'll all say
      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      He is quiet and small, he is black
      From the ears to the tip of his tail
      He can creep through the tiniest crack
      From the ears to the tip of his tail

      He can pick any card from a pack
      He is equally cunning with dice
      He is always decieving you into believing
      That he's only hunting for mice

      He can play any trick with a cork
      Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
      If you look for a knife or a fork
      And you think it was merely misplaced

      You have seen it one meowment
      And then it is gone
      But you find it next week
      Lying out on the lawn

      And you'll all say
      "Oh, well I never, was there earworm
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      His manner is vague and aloof
      You would think there was nobody shyer
      But his voice has been heard on the roof
      When he was curled up by the fire

      And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
      When he was about on the roof
      At least we all heard that somebody purred
      Which is uncontestable proof

      And not long ago
      This phenomenal cat
      Produced seven kittens
      Right out of a hat

      And we'll all say
      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      "Oh, well I never, was there ever
      A cat so clever as magical
      Mr. Mistophiles"

      Ladies and gentlemen
      I give you the marvelous
      Magical Mr. Mistophiles, presto

Michael With A Creeper (Explicit)

Lyrics
      I am hanging with a creeper at the biggest party of the swamp
      I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

      I'm a enderman with a creeper 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
      But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my MinePhone

      Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
      Now through no fault of Minecraft, there's no other half there

      Now I'm just Michael with a creeper, Michael with a creeper, mining diamonds
      Forget how long it's been
      I'm just Michael with a creeper, Michael with a creeper mining diamonds
      No you can't come in!
      I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
      And picking my nose as I softly pee
      I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael with a creeper by himself

      I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
      Chests get erased, and it’ll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of it
      And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Alex through the door, "I wanna craft with somebody!"
      And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

      Now it's just Michael with a creeper, Michael with a creeper mining diamonds
      I half regret the mushroom soup.
      Yeah!
      Michael with a creeper, Michael with a creeper mining diamonds
      As I choke back the tears (mod)
      I'll wait as long as I need, ‘til my face is dry
      Or I'll just blame it on a cactus, or something in my eye!
      I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
      Michael with a creeper by himself!

      Block, block, block, block
      They're gonna start to shout soon
      Block, block, block, block
      Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
      Block, block, block, block
      It sucks he left me here alone..
      Block, block, block, block
      Here in this Minecraft PvP zone..
      Clang, clang, clang, clang
      I feel the TNT blowing up..
      Bang, bang, bang, bang
      My big mistake was showing up..
      Splash, splash, splash, splash

      I throw a bucket in my face
      And I am in a better place
      I go to open up the door
      But I can't hear blocking
      Anymore

      And I can't help but mine
      For a different mine
      And then I look in the glass
      And the present is clearer
      And there's no denying, I'm just..

      Mining diamonds
      Is there a sadder sight than...
      Michael with a creeper mining diamonds
      This is a heinous night (Don’t mine at night)
      I wish I stayed at home in bed watching Minecraft porn
      Or wish I [Sensitive lyrics ommited]
      I'm just Michael who's a loner
      He’s such a fucking boner
      Rides a worn elytra
      God he's such a pooper
      Michael flyin' solo
      Who you think that you know
      Michael with a creeper by himself
      All by himself
      All by himself
      All you know about me is my username
      Awesome party
      I'm so glad I came
      

Poop (Choral Arrangement)

Lyrics
      Poop
      

Hopelessly Devoted to You

Lyrics
      Guess mine is not the first heart broken
      My eyes are not the first to cry
      I'm not the first to know
      There's just no getting over you

      You know I'm just a fool who's willing
      To sit around and wait for you
      But, baby, can't you see
      There's nothing else for me to do?
      I'm hopelessly devoted to you

      But now there's nowhere to hide
      Since you pushed my love aside
      I'm
      Hopelessly devoted to you
      Hopelessly devoted to you, ayayayayayayaya...
      Hopelessly devoted to you

      My head is saying, "Fool, forget him."
      My heart is saying, "Don't let go.
      Hold on till the end."
      And that's what I intend to do

      But now there's nowhere to hide
      Since you pushed my love aside
      I'm
      Hopelessly devoted to you
      Hopelessly devoted to you, ayayayayayayaya...
      Hopelessly devoted to you

Maria

Lyrics
      The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
      Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria
      All the beautiful sounds of the single word:
      Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria

      Maria!
      I've just met a girl named Maria,
      And suddenly that name
      Will never be a same
      To me.

      Maria!
      I've just kissed a girl named Maria,
      And suddenly I've found
      How wonderful a sound
      Can be!

      Maria!
      Say it loud and there's music playing,
      Say it soft and it's almost like praying.

      [spoken, repeated many times]
      Maria

Screw Loose (Explicit)

Lyrics
      Screw loose
      That's what they say I've got
      I'll be an astronaut
      Or not

      But hey!
      What the f*ck! Can I do-oo-oo?
      Baby, I've got a screw loose for you

      Bonkers
      That's what they're calling me
      Not metaphorically
      They mean truly insane

      But they can't hear the voice in my brai-ai-ai-ain
      Giving orders to keep loving you

      Eccentric
      Erect
      Toys in the bathroom
      Cards in the attic
      But I just don't see the harm
      In keeping my Sprite in your barn

      [spoken]
      *pspspspspspspspsps*
      What do you mean they've confiscated my Sprite?!

      [sung]
      Darling
      It's so
      Hard to be sixteen years old
      But I know it's worth the cost
      It's like drinking Sprite, which, I have lost

      Screw loose
      WHERE IS MY FUCKING SPRITE???
      A panel of judges keep trying to take it away
      But until that day when they finally do-oo-

      [whispered]
      I have more stashes of Sprite

      [sung]
      I am here if you need a loo-oose screw
      

Broadway Broadway Broadway

Lyrics
      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      Oh how I love it so.
      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      To it I must go.

      I will see various stars,
      Like Katy Perry and that one guy.
      And while I watch I will eat,
      French fry.

      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      It's yum yum good to me.
      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      The many I will eat.

      Yum yum pops, pizza and candy,
      Very good foods.
      Circus peanuts and butter,
      Yum yum to me.

      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      Oh the clothes I'll wear!
      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      What I will despair!

      A suit or a business tie?
      Maybe.
      Or even a funny hat that says "Tires" on it.
      Sounds exquisite.

      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      I will have a good time.
      Broadway, broadway, broadway,
      The end.
People Against Music Theory vs Video Game's
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High Score Number One Yeah!

The Mary Guys

Saw Hack the Hedge Dog

Tetroes (Club Mix)

The Legend of Zinky (Orchestral Arrangement)

Disgruntled Birds (8-Bit Remix)

Scratch Bandicoot

Fight the Skeleton!

That's Paradise (EN)

Lyrics
      That's paradise since the first time
      I saw you standing there,
      But it seems so long ago now, yeah.

      That's paradise, but no map can
      Show us how to get there.
      Come on, oh, baby, planet of love.

      We made our way out of long,
      La-long darkness, and we've
      Made it this far.
      Such a long round, so let's go!

      Shining all the way,
      Oh, we're on our own path now.
      We can take it anywhere
      That we want to go, HOO HOO!

      Sweet shart of love,
      Oh, can you hear it, too?
      I am always looking at you,
      My sweet girl.

      And I see you right there,
      Smiling back at me too! WAAAAAOOOOOOOO!

That's パラダイス (JP)

Lyrics

Romaji

日本語

      That's Paradise
      Hajimete kimi o miru yo
      Nanoni natsukashī ne

      That's Paradise
      Yukisaki Nabi ni wa nai yo
      Come'n Baby Ai no hoshi

      Nagai nagai yami arukete
      Koko made kitaze
      Oh My Long Road

      Yukuze!
      Kagayakeru OH Onore no michi o
      Omou ga mama e to yuku dake sa

      Ai no unko OH Kikoeru kai
      Itsuno kimi o mitsumeteru

      Hora kimi ga mata waratta



      That's パラダイス
      初めて君を見るよ
      なのに懐かしいね

      That's パラダイス
      行き先 ナビにはないよ
      Come'n Baby 愛の星

      長い長い闇歩けて
      ここまで来たぜ
      Oh My Long Road

      行くぜ!
      輝ける OH 己の道を
      思うがままへと行くだけさ

      愛のうんこ OH 聞こえるかい
      いつの君を見つめてる

      ほら 君がまた笑った
      
People Against Music Theory vs Children's Music
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To access the games associated with this album, go to the PAMT Kids section of the website.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star/ABCs

Lyrics
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond
In the sky

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are

C I O S M A E
T J X U V H W
N R L K Y D
@ G B

Uh, what comes after that?
I forgot
Sorry

Steamboat Willy

Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone

Lyrics
Oh where, oh where
Has my little dog gone
Oh where, oh where could she be?
Is he in the town
I am searching around
Perhaps in the bakery

Hello, Mr Baker
Have you seen my dog?
No.
OK Mr Baker, have a nice day!
What's that on the back of that frog?

A clue, a clue!
But it's in binary
I wonder what it could mean
Highs and lows, for ones and zeroes
What meanie has done this to me?

I'm going back home
I'm done for the day,
I've been brought down to my knees,
But HOPE is not lost
Because you, my friend,
Could have the secret key!

Little DOG, LITTLE DOG,
WHERE COULD YOU BE?
LITTLE DOG, LITTLE DOG,
I NEED TO PEE!!

Can YOU figure out where the doggy went? 
If you did, send us an email! Our email address 
is on the website on the back of the album! 
Ask your parents before going online!

Learn Piaeno With Sesamie Theme

Lyrics
Sunny day, sweepin' up
Clouds away
On our way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesamie Street

Come and play, everything's
A-OK
Friendly neighbors there that's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesamie Street
How to get to Sesamie Street
How to get to Sesamie Street
How to get to

Intermission

Wheels on the Bus

Lyrics
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town

The people on the bus go [nose blowing sound x3]
[nose blowing sound x3] [nose blowing sound x3]
The people on the bus go [nose blowing sound x3]
All through the town

The kids on the bus go YAY YAY YAYYY!!
YAY YAY YAYYY!! YAY YAY YAY!!
The kids on the bus go YAY YAY YAYYY!!
All through the town

The chickens on the bus go bawk bawk bawk
Bawk bawk bawk, bawk bawk bawk
The chickens on the bus go bawk bawk bawk
All through the town

The flowers on the bus go   
       
The flowers on the bus go   
All through the town

The moral of the story: You will meet many types of people on the bus, so it's important not to judge based on things one cannot change.

Five Little Monkeys

Lyrics
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head (Oh no!)
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Ow that monkey hit his head!"

Ooh, chips! Yummy!

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head (Oh no!)
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Ow that monkey hit his head!"

Man, these chips are so yummy!

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head (Oh no!)
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Ow that monkey hit his head!"

Ooh, veggie fries!

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head (Oh no!)
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Ow that monkey hit his head!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head (Oh no!)
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumpong on the bed"

Wow that was sad. 
Moral of the story is don't jump on the bed, I guess. 
Also chips are yummy.

BINGO

Lyrics
There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
B, I, N G O
B, I, N G O
B, I, N G O
And Bingo was his name-o

There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
B, I, N G -
B, I, N G -
B, I, N G -
And Bingo was his name-o

There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
B, I, N - -
B, I, N - -
B, I, N - -
And Bingo was his name-o

There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
B, I, - - -
B, I, - - -
B, I, - - -
And Bingo was his name-o

There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
B, -, - - -
B, -, - - -
B, -, - - -
And Bingo was his name-o


There was a farmer had a dog
and Bingo was his name-o
-, -, - - -
-, -, - - -
-, -, - - -
And Bingo was his name-o

I Love You

Lyrics
I love you
You love me
We're a happy f
amily with a
great big hug and a
kiss from me to you, w
on't you say you
love me too

Baby Shark (Challenge Version)

Lyrics
Baby shark do do dodo dodo
Baby shark do do dodo dodo
Baby shark do do dodo dodo
Baby shark

Mommy shark do do dodo dodo
Mommy shark do do dodo dodo
Mommy shark do do dodo dodo
Mommy shark

Daddy shark do do dodo dodo
Daddy shark do do dodo dodo
Daddy shark do do dodo dodo
Daddy shark

Grandma shark do do dodo dodo
Grandma shark do do dodo dodo
Grandma shark do do dodo dodo
Grandma shark

Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo
Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo
Grandpa shark do do dodo dodo
Grandpa shark

Let's go hunt do do dodo dodo
Let's go hunt do do dodo dodo
Let's go hunt do do dodo dodo
Let's go hunt

Run away! do do dodo dodo
Run away! do do dodo dodo
Run away! do do dodo dodo
Run away!

Safe at last do do dodo dodo
Safe at last do do dodo dodo
Safe at last do do dodo dodo
Safe at last
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Candy

Lyrics
     
Turn away
If you could, get me a drink
Of soda 'cause my lips are chapped and hungry
Call my Aunt Willy (Clever!)
Help her gather all my treats
And bury them in all my favorite colors

My yum pops and my gumdrops, still
I will not lick you
'Cause the hardest part of this is no more yummy

Now turn away
'Cause I'm awful just to see
'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my [bleep]
Oh, my agony
Know that I will never tasty
Baby, I'm just soggy from no candy

But counting all the days since then
It just ain't living
And I just hope you know

That if you say (If you say)
No more candayayy (No more candy)
I'd ask you not be true (I'd ask you not be true)
'Cause the hardest part of this is no more yummy
'Cause the hardest part of this is no more yummy